I hate to even say this, because I can guarantee you're probably not going to sleep well tonight, and it's gonna be my fault.
How old are the pillows on your bed?
Do you even remember the last time you replaced them?
Never want to replace them b/c you've finally gotten 'the one' broken in?
Bought some super expensive ones when you got married but that was. . . . 5 years ago? 6? 7? 15? And you never thought you'd need to part with their fluffy general disposition?
Yes you do want to part with them. Immediately. ..Probably.
After just two years, 80% of the weight of your pillow is...dust mite poop.
I'm sorry. Sort of.