..commercial district of Raeford Road, 8:30 a.m...
Henry: Where we goin', Momma?
Me: I can't decide between Walmart and Target.
Henry: Yeah, Walmart!
Me: ((huge Walmart-hating sigh)). Ok. But you know they don't have many kid carts and you'll have to get in a regular one together. And Harper, you have to ride since you have a splinter in your foot. Can y'all do that without fighting? In the same cart?
Henry: We not fighting.
Harper: We can fight nice.
Me: Impossible. No fighting. Understand?
Henry: I don't need to be in duh cart.
Me: You will be in the cart. No fighting.
Henry: ((sigh)) Can we listen to Puff Daddy?
Harper: Can we go in another store after Walmart so we can fight?
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
Harper's Book Club currently recommends:
There are more life lessons than you can shake a stick at.
Bless her heart, she even understands some of them.
I feel a stab in my heart when I realize she's old enough to "get" it and I spend our discussion probing for understanding and marveling at surprisingly apt answers.
I will the time to slow.
Harper: His NAKED BUTT! ((attempts to moon me, Henry falls down laughing))
Posted by Type B Mom Stays at Home at 2:23 PM