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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Possibly Unpopular Opinion of the Week

Today, Starbucks introduces the new Trenta cup. Reserved for cold beverages (because you know there exists a dummy who would buy a Trenta Caramel Macchiato every single morning and eventually, Car Ramrod would take an untimely speed bump and gluttony would be rewarded with second degree private part burns), the Trenta is a full 7 ounces larger than the Venti. Unless taller than 6'3, a person will look really, really silly carrying around this liter-a-tea.

6 comments:

  1. doesn't make sense. Trenta = 30, so you would think 30oz, but Venti = 20, so where's the additional 3 oz? They're screwing us out of 3 oz! ...eh, I'd never buy one that big so I personally don't care, but I do own a few Starbucks stocks, so anything that helps them go up I'm on board for :)

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  2. The moment I saw Farva, I knew this would be a good read! ;)

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  3. LOL, Kim! That movie is my guilty pleasure! Can I say that I think differently of people when I find out they don't like it? Ahh, a Tuesday judgment.

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  4. Come on meow. Who didn't think Starbucks needed a bigger size for their frappuccino? I mean seriously meow!

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  5. i have a feeling its just that much more ICE... honestly, how much more coffee could it really be in there once you fill it full of ice?

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