The result is art imitating life. Specifically mine.
Allow me to explain:
|"Sure, my entire kitchen looks like a disaster and I spent a ton of money on obscure grocery items, but I know this Pinterest recipe will be worth it. I just know it will. MAN, the house smells good. Everybody's gonna love this! Even Harper!"|
|Pause to appreciate coordinated ensemble: Tulle, silk, velvet,. . . the gang's all here! |
Proceed, domestic genius, proceed.
|Aww, snap! Let's turn off the timer before it buzzes. I'm all over this. |
Timers are for busters.
|Wait.. wait now. Is that done? Yeah. Wait. No. Maybe another minute. How long has it been in there? Oh. I turned off the timer. Yeah. Yeah. Probably ready. Looks fine. ...Eeehh, maybe not.|
((((((Long stare at oven...))))))
lasting infinitely long, or, if one were to count, approximately 7 seconds
|close enough. giddyup! |
...minding the exposed wrist. no time for burn care whilst presenting your family with the most wonderful meal ever.